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• Q: What do you have when you've got a mothball in your right hand, and a mothball in your left hand?
  A: A BIG moth!...
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one in your right hand.
  What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention....
• Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention!
• It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
  Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....
• Q: What's the difference between a black woman's vagina and a bowling ball?
  A: You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to....
• Q: What would you rather be: a light bulb or a bowling ball?
  A: It depends on whether you'd rather be screwed or fingered....
• Arriving home early one afternoon, a man found his wife lying naked in the bedroom.
  Gazing around, he spotted a pair of bare feet protruding from under the curtains....
• Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
  A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......