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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
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• Tips from Secretaries to Managers: Enhancing the Relationship 1.
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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
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