Q: Why Don't Elephants Pick Their Nose? A: Cuz There's Nowhere To Hide A 6 Foot Booger!

Q: Why Don't Elephants Pick Their Nose? A: Cuz There's Nowhere To Hide A 6 Foot Booger!

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Q: Why don't elephants pick their nose?

A: Cuz there's nowhere to hide a 6 foot booger!

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