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• Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
  Defense Attorney: Mr. Smith, you were held up at gunpoint on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Main Street on August 7th, is that correct?...
• Tidbits" Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
  I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words....
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him.
  Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
• Mrs. Jones, Do You Know Me? A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
  He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?...
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....