Q. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier
riddle.
-- from a button I bought at Nancy Lebowitz's table at Boskone
From: wdr@wang.com (William Ricker)
A. One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier
riddle.
-- from a button I bought at Nancy Lebowitz's table at Boskone
From: wdr@wang.com (William Ricker)
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