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  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....
• A Nice older woman? A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....
• Ther once was a woman from Sidney.. Who said she could take one to the Kidney.
  .. Along came a man from Quebec and gave her one to the neck....
• A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
  That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
• PICK-UP REBUTTALS 1) Man: "Haven't we met before?
  Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....