There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you're drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask "Some lemon juice, please"
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you're drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask "Some lemon juice, please"
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