Three Salesmen
Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from
civilization. After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse. They
asked the farmer if there was a service station nearby.
He replied that there was one in town but that it wouldn't be open until the
next day. He offered to let them stay at his house that night, on one
condition..."Don't draw attention to my son, he's very sensitive because he
was born without any ears."
After agreeing to his wishes the salesmen spent the night with the farmer.
The next morning at the breakfast table the son noticed that the salesmen
were staring at him. "What are you looking at?," he demanded.
The first salesman replied, "I was looking at your beautiful smile, it's
important to take care of your teeth so you don't have to wear dentures."
The second salesman said, "I was looking at your thick curly hair, it's
important to take care of your hair so you don't go bald and have to wear a
wig."
The third said, "I was looking at your clear blue eyes, it's important to
take care of your eyes,...Lord knows you can't wear glasses."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
