Three Salesmen
Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from
civilization. After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse. They
asked the farmer if there was a service station nearby.
He replied that there was one in town but that it wouldn't be open until the
next day. He offered to let them stay at his house that night, on one
condition..."Don't draw attention to my son, he's very sensitive because he
was born without any ears."
After agreeing to his wishes the salesmen spent the night with the farmer.
The next morning at the breakfast table the son noticed that the salesmen
were staring at him. "What are you looking at?," he demanded.
The first salesman replied, "I was looking at your beautiful smile, it's
important to take care of your teeth so you don't have to wear dentures."
The second salesman said, "I was looking at your thick curly hair, it's
important to take care of your hair so you don't go bald and have to wear a
wig."
The third said, "I was looking at your clear blue eyes, it's important to
take care of your eyes,...Lord knows you can't wear glasses."
Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from
civilization. After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse. They
asked the farmer if there was a service station nearby.
He replied that there was one in town but that it wouldn't be open until the
next day. He offered to let them stay at his house that night, on one
condition..."Don't draw attention to my son, he's very sensitive because he
was born without any ears."
After agreeing to his wishes the salesmen spent the night with the farmer.
The next morning at the breakfast table the son noticed that the salesmen
were staring at him. "What are you looking at?," he demanded.
The first salesman replied, "I was looking at your beautiful smile, it's
important to take care of your teeth so you don't have to wear dentures."
The second salesman said, "I was looking at your thick curly hair, it's
important to take care of your hair so you don't go bald and have to wear a
wig."
The third said, "I was looking at your clear blue eyes, it's important to
take care of your eyes,...Lord knows you can't wear glasses."
Related:
- Three travelling salesmen had car trouble out in Kansas,
so they walked to a farmer's house. "The nearest gas... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw:
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history:
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing"... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him
the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
bartender,
"I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend... - RACIAL/ETHNIC
There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish. ... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while...
From the same category:
- THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
-
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - Who Killed The Bear...
An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him
how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an... - Q: Why do cats raise their tails when you stroke their backs?
A: To let you know you've reached the end of the cat... - I heard this on National Public Radio this morning:
A letter from a listener, in regards to a story about... - I HIT YOU, TREE"
Sung to the tune of "I got you babe",
by Sonny & Cher Mike: They say that we can't go down...
