A well-partied co-ed named Dawn,
when asked what conclusion she'd drawn,
Said, "I was having a ball...
But I just can't recall
this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair's gone!!"
when asked what conclusion she'd drawn,
Said, "I was having a ball...
But I just can't recall
this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair's gone!!"
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