55 "Snyder's Got A Stiff Ticket," Said Kay, "Come On, Take It Out, And Let's Play.
55 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay,
"Come on, take it out, and let's play."
He pulled it on out,
But she started to pout,
His ticket was only a quarter-inch stout.
A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science majors were on the train.
Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket....
Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
Flies... A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding
and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable....
A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.
e. > 55) and she's pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets out of his car the woman "gets set" for her encounter by unbuttoning her blouse a bit, fixing her hair etc....
Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home! A man went to a party and had too much to drink.
His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
A Fix-it Ticket An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning....
Pink pigeons The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car.
It was a brand new Benz and he had parked it outside of city hall in the spaced reserved,"MAYOR"....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field....