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• 45 In my sweet little night gown of blue, On the first night that I slept with you
  I was both shy and scared As the bed was prepared, And you played peekaboo with my ribbons of blue....
• 43 In my sweet little Alice Blue gown Was the first time I ever laid dow
  I was both proud and shy As he opened his fly And the moment I saw it I thought I would die....
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
  They say that we can't go down the hill, Before we go we really should write a will....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• One day Miss Smith told her class, "Today we're going to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
  Nancy?" Nancy said, "The sky is definitely blue." Miss Smith corrected her, "No - sometimes it's overcast and the sky is gray....
• This farm couple were rocking away on the porch one night after chores and the farmer reached over to his wife and grabbed her by the breast.
  He said, "You know if these would give milk most of the year, we could get rid of the cows....