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• As we both watched the break of day, And in peaceful submission I lay, You said you adored it But dammit, you tore it, My sweet little night gown of blue.
• 43 In my sweet little Alice Blue gown Was the first time I ever laid dow
  I was both proud and shy As he opened his fly And the moment I saw it I thought I would die....
• Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
  No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
• From cplai@daisy.UUCP Mon Jan 23 05:30:07 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: cplai@daisy.UUCP (Chung-Pang Lai) Subjec...
• Boy, Can A Four Year Old Be Loud! Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
  As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Patty, apparently scared by the loud storm....
• Oh it hung almost down to the ground, As it went in I made not a sound, The more that he shoved it The more that I loved it, As he came on my Alice Blue gown.
• One day Miss Smith told her class, "Today we're going to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
  Nancy?" Nancy said, "The sky is definitely blue." Miss Smith corrected her, "No - sometimes it's overcast and the sky is gray....
• Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....