He Hated To Mend, So Young Ned Called In A Cute Neighbor Instead.
He hated to mend, so young Ned
Called in a cute neighbor instead.
Her husband said, "Vi,
When you stitched up his torn fly,
Did you have to bite off the thread?"
Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
o the husband finally let his nagging wife (redundancy?
) go deer hunting with him. After setting her up in a blind and waiting in his own blind a way's away, he heard a shot....
A Bible Story.com An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says .
. . And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot....
There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
.. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife....
Lawyers... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....