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• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• And so...the young, innocent farmgirl finally made it to the big city.
  Upon landing her first real job as a Greyhound bus driver, she expressed her excitement about her new job by pleasantly greeting each passenger that she picked up along her route....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• A young couple got married and after all the festivities the new groom made one request of his new wife.
  He told her he wanted to designate a drawer in his bureau to be his PRIVATE DOMAIN....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.
  Oh honey", said the young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it three times?...
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
  All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you....