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  "A:" None, efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
  A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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