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• Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws)....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark. A'...
• Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull out the chair from under him!...
• Q:" How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....