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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many hardware folks/FSE's does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, that's a software problem. "A:" None, they always work in the dark!...
• Q:" How many Dune Coons does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• Q:" How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" None, efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....