Q: How Many Gun Banners Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Q: How many gun banners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. (Hint: They are small enough to fit inside).