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• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. (Hint: they are small enough to fit inside)...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• Q:" How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....