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• How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many Wellesley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The whole student body--girls can't do anything right....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes nine years....
• Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
• Q:" How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....