There's No Skid Marks Before The Lawyer What Do You Have If You Have 100 Lawyers Drowning In A Lake?
There's no skid marks before the lawyer
What do you have if you have 100 lawyers drowning in a lake?
A good start.
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No?... Good!
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!