Q: What Do You Call A Lawyer That Is Sitting On The Grass? A: Fertilizer.
Q: What do you call a lawyer that is sitting on the grass?
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs sitting in your mailbox? A: Bill
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PREGNANT AUSTRALIAN? A. A DOPE CARRIER.
Q: What do you call a kosher tampon? A: A tightwad.
Q: What do you call 6 Iraqi's with a sheep? A: A gang bang.