Soon After The Invention of the Thermos...
One day Ken is sitting in his house when the doorbell unexpectedly rings.
He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a
strange object.
"What is that?" Ken asks.
"It's a thermos," the salesman replies.
"What does it do?" asks Ken.
"This baby," the salesman says, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
After some deliberation Ken buys one, deciding it would really help his
lunch situation. The next day he arrives at work with his Thermos. Sure
enough, all his coworkers are curious about his new object.
"What is it?" they ask.
"It's a thermos," Ken replies.
"What does it do?" they ask.
"Well," Ken says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold."
"So, what do ya got in it?"
To which Ken says, "Three cups of coffee and a lemon Popsicle."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
