Why do ballerinas wear tight outfits?
-So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splitz.
-So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splitz.
Related:
- Q: Why do so many black people wear high heels? A: So their knuckles won't scrape when they walk.
- Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces.... - Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
- What kind of truck do ballerinas drive? Toe trucks.
- So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
- Why do women sky divers wear tampons? So they won't whistle on the way down.
- Q: Why do women sky divers wear tampons? A: So they won't whistle on the way down.
- Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes?
A
To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk... - Why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts? Cause the zippers scare the sheep.
