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• Q: Why do so many black people wear high heels? A: So their knuckles won't scrape when they walk.
• Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
  It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces....
• Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
• What kind of truck do ballerinas drive? Toe trucks.
• So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
• Why do women sky divers wear tampons? So they won't whistle on the way down.
• Q: Why do women sky divers wear tampons? A: So they won't whistle on the way down.
• Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes? A
  To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk...
• Why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts? Cause the zippers scare the sheep.