Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion 10.

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Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it
away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their
brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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