A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came
upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in
order of appearance.
1. A dog
2. A donkey
3. A shovel
4. A fish
5. A Star of David
They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more
than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had
it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came
to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they
could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their Society
stood up, pointed at the first drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We
can judge that this was a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have
animals for companionship. To prove this statement you, can see that the
next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have
animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of
some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof
of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that they had a famine
that hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea
for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically, the President smiled and said, "I'm
glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."
Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite
simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to
right, but from right to left... Now, look again..... It now says:
"HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE ASS ON THAT BITCH!"
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