A Blonde, A Brunette and A Red-Head
There were women waiting to be executed. A red-head, a brunette, and a
blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. But, of course, these women
didn't want to die, so they needed a plan. The red-head said, "I have an
idea... follow my lead."
So, when it was time for the red-head's execution, the man put on her
blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do you have any last words?"
he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"TORNADO!" the she yelled yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned
around, and she escaped!
The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette's
execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a
wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around,
and she escaped, too!
Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde's
execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a
wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FIRE!"
There were women waiting to be executed. A red-head, a brunette, and a
blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. But, of course, these women
didn't want to die, so they needed a plan. The red-head said, "I have an
idea... follow my lead."
So, when it was time for the red-head's execution, the man put on her
blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do you have any last words?"
he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"TORNADO!" the she yelled yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned
around, and she escaped!
The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette's
execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a
wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around,
and she escaped, too!
Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde's
execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a
wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FIRE!"
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