(Zoom in on man's face. Omnipresent announcer's voice in background, low
"This man is a proctologist, so we can't show you his butt on T.V. Hi, Rob!
But it brings up the question: 'What type of suppositories do proctologists
(Man holds up box of butt-bullets)
"Anal-B. The suppository used by more proctologists."