GORBIWARE
Summer 1991 Catalog Addendum
Recent Events In The Soviet Union Have Allowed Us To Complete Beta
Testing Of Several Products We Had Under Developme
Recent events in the Soviet Union have allowed us to complete beta
testing of several products we had under development, and we now
feel confident offering them to the public.
A. Virus protection - to prevent the spreading of those mysterious
debilitating diseases. Also cures those with same diseases.
B. Trojan Horse protection - Apply this after the virus protection
to track down those administrators, users, and daemons who were
acting as carriers of the virus.
C. Backup software - restores the processes that were running before
that would-be fatal crash.
D. Multitasking OS - You thought your resources could support only
single-tasking? Just look at our implementation, a better Soviet
Union than the Soviet Union! Much less messy to install and run
than that of our Yugoslav competition, with better task
protection.
E. Boris X300 UPS - Even if your CPU temporarily loses power, this unit
will take over for it. For use in emergencies only, as it sometimes
proves difficult to disable even after the main CPU is back up (this
may interfere with the backup software). Also available in Natasha model.
Order today! For payment, just send some hard currency -- _any_ hard
currency! Who else can make that offer?
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he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
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