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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• The following quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977, are actual statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few words as possible.
  Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....
• Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms.
  The following quotes were taken >From those forms and were eventually published in the Toronto Sun Paper....
• The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest words.
  These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....