Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar
and about 7,000,000 people singing...
I Like 'em Dead (reprise)
(He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em
You can bet as long as I'm around
You'll never bury a virgin in the ground..
"I don't like my women frigid," that's what most men say;
But I installed a meat locker to keep her that way.
At the beach I keep her floating with a bicycle pump,
And when we break up, I just take her to the dump.
(He likes 'em dead) You bump 'em I'll hump 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You club 'em I'll scrub 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You slash 'em I'll thrash 'em
You can bet as long as I'm around
You'll never bury a virgin in the ground..
and about 7,000,000 people singing...
I Like 'em Dead (reprise)
(He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em
You can bet as long as I'm around
You'll never bury a virgin in the ground..
"I don't like my women frigid," that's what most men say;
But I installed a meat locker to keep her that way.
At the beach I keep her floating with a bicycle pump,
And when we break up, I just take her to the dump.
(He likes 'em dead) You bump 'em I'll hump 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You club 'em I'll scrub 'em
(He likes 'em dead) You slash 'em I'll thrash 'em
You can bet as long as I'm around
You'll never bury a virgin in the ground..
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- I Like 'em Dead
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keep 'em!... - I just steal 'em,
I don't explain 'em... - ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em,
we hang 'em... - If you can't write 'em,
steal 'em... - I want Christina Applegate's panties with her
in 'em... - Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em,
We Flame 'Em... - City Morgue: You stab 'em,
we slab 'em... - Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em,
We Slab 'Em...
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