A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that
is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients.
The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is
One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of
here I can possibly join a troup and be a productive
member of society."
"Wow, that's wonderful."
The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of
books next to him.
The same question asked to him, "What are you doing?"
"I'm studying biology, chemestry, etc. So I can
enter medical school when I get out"
Room after room they witnessed the incredible success
and attitudes of the patients. Until they finally
reached a room the assylums director was reluctant to
open. Finally he was persuaded to open it.
Inside was a man balancing a peanut on his penis.
The reaction of the psychiatrist, "My God what are you
"I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here"