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• What is red and scratches on glass?? A baby in a microwave!
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• What's red and black and jumps in the air? A baby in a toaster.
• What is green and doesn't scratch on glass??? The same baby two weeks later!
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• What is black and squirms?? A half alive baby in a body sack.
• What is black, smells and doesn't squirm?? The same baby three weeks later!!