Proof By Intimidation % -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.
That makes six legs in total.
Six (an even number) legs is an odd number for a horse.
The only number that is both odd and even is infinity.
Therefore, a horse has an infinite number of legs.

It is said that Einstein had occasion
To prove an amazing equation:
"Let V be virginity
"Approaching infinity,
"And P be a constant: Persuasion."

"Now if V over U is inverted,
"And the square root of U is inserted
"P times into V,
"The result, QED,
"Is a relative," Einstein asserted.