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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• How do you know if a lawyer is cold? He has his hands in his own pockets.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef.
• How do Aggies have Sex? They Exchange underwear!
• Why did Occupation Safty Health Administration have to put the high beam switch back on the floor?
  Because Aggies kept getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel....
• Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom? A: So when they get drunk at a party, you can carry them home like a six-pack.