Things Kids Should Learn in School:
** Life is not fair. Get used to it.
** The real world won't care as much about your self esteem as your school
does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about
yourself. This may come as a shock.
** Sorry, you won't make $75,000 a year right out of high school.
** If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
** Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
** It is not your parents' fault. If you screw up, YOU are responsible.
** Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They
got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room, and listening to you
tell them how idealistic you are.
** Life is not divided into semesters and you DON'T get summers off.
** Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look like a moron.
** You are not immortal.
** Your school may be outcome-based. Life isn't.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...