Go To School...
A Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the
morning.
"Nobody in school likes me," he complained.
"The teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent
wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board wants me to
drop out, and the custodians have it in for me. I don't want to go to
school."
"But, John, you have to go to school," said her mother sternly. "You're
healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something to offer others, you
are a leader. And besides, you're 40 years old and YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL."
A Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the
morning.
"Nobody in school likes me," he complained.
"The teachers don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent
wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board wants me to
drop out, and the custodians have it in for me. I don't want to go to
school."
"But, John, you have to go to school," said her mother sternly. "You're
healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something to offer others, you
are a leader. And besides, you're 40 years old and YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL."
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