Something Special...
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four
elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather
to how things used to be in the "good old days."
Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned
to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride
celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy
replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man
asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our
25th anniversary, I took the misses to Tucson. For our 50th, I'm thinking
about going down there again to pick her up."
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four
elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather
to how things used to be in the "good old days."
Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned
to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride
celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy
replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man
asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our
25th anniversary, I took the misses to Tucson. For our 50th, I'm thinking
about going down there again to pick her up."
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