Hmmm... Have You Heard The One About The Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?
Jokes from Emails
Have you heard the one about the Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?
They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
Dyslexia+Insomnia+Agnostic: Awake wondering if doG exi
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog'
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
Q: Have you heard about the new Vietnamese cookbook? A: It's called 101 ways to wok your dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....