Sleeping Like A Baby... While The U.S. Stock Market Was At An All Time High, The Ups And Downs Frightened A Lot Of Small Investors.

Sleeping Like A Baby... While The U.S. Stock Market Was At An All Time High, The Ups And Downs Frightened A Lot Of Small Investors.

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Sleeping Like A Baby...
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs
frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at
the bank and ask if he were worried.
He replied that he slept like a baby.
He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
He said, "Yes. I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a
couple of hours."

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