Playing Golf... It Was A Sunny Saturday Morning, Just Perfect For Golf, And Murray Was Beginning His Pre-swing Routine, Visualizing His Upcoming Shot, When A Voice Came Over The Clubhouse Loudspeaker.

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Playing Golf...
It was a sunny Saturday morning, just perfect for golf, and Murray was
beginning his pre-swing routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice
came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the
Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to
the men's tee!"
That was too much for Murray. He broke his stance, lowered his club back to
the ground and raised his voice.
"Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly be quiet and let me play my
second shot?"