Elementronics:
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1
neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant
vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in
circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay
but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles
known as morons.
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1
neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant
vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in
circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay
but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles
known as morons.
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