Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man... ** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you,

Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man...
** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so
glad to see you, get a dog.
** If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time you ask, get a
dog.
** If you want someone who'll be content JUST to snuggle up and keep you
warm in bed, get a dog. (You can always kick him out of the bed and make him
sleep in the laundry room if he snores. Try THAT with a man!)
** If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him, and never
says "Why can't you make it like Mom did?" get a dog.
** If you want someone who can scare away burglars without brandishing a
lethal weapon, endangering you (and all the neighbors), get a dog.
** If you want someone who will do anything to please YOU, get a dog.
** If you want someone to bring in your newspaper without tearing through it
first for the sports page, get a dog.
** If you want someone who never criticizes ANYTHING you do, doesn't care
how bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, and
loves you unconditionally, get a dog.
** If you want someone who NEVER touches the remote, couldn't care less
about Monday Night Football, and watches teary movies with you as long as
you want, get a dog.
AND ON THE OTHER HAND,
** If you want someone who totally ignores you when you walk into a room,
get a cat.
** If you want someone who acts as though you are there only to see that
HE's happy, get a cat.
** If you want someone who'll prowl around all night and come home only to
eat and sleep all day, get a cat.
** If you want someone who leaves hair all over the place, get a cat.
** If you want someone who never comes when you call him, get a cat.
** If you want someone who'll walk all over you, get a cat.