My Son Loves Me
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how
much their sons love them.
Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My
son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is
and how much he loves his mother."
Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I just got
for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."
Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis
with a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session a week. And what does he talk
about? Me."
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how
much their sons love them.
Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My
son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is
and how much he loves his mother."
Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I just got
for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."
Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis
with a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session a week. And what does he talk
about? Me."
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