The Love Dress...
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.
"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your leaving
now because my husband will be home any minute," the daughter-in-law
continued. Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She
undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for
her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck drove up the driveway, and she took her place by
the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife
naked by the door.
"What are you doing," he asked.
"This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied.
"Needs ironing," he replied.
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.
"Why are you naked," asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You are naked," said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your leaving
now because my husband will be home any minute," the daughter-in-law
continued. Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She
undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for
her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck drove up the driveway, and she took her place by
the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and immediately saw his wife
naked by the door.
"What are you doing," he asked.
"This is my love dress," the mother-in-law replied.
"Needs ironing," he replied.
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