Perceived Value... After Discovering That Her Barn Had Burned Down, Sue Went To Town To Collect The Insurance.

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Perceived Value...
After discovering that her barn had burned down, Sue went to town to collect
the insurance.
She told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand
dollars and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Sue. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide
you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Sue replied, "Well, then I'd like to cancel
the policy on my husband."