Men and Women Truisms...
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = marriage
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage
and after marriage.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = marriage
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage
and after marriage.
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