POSTULATES: To Be Happy With A Man, You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men,
- but married men are a lot more willing to go.
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
- there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.