Doctor Vs. Mechanic
Larry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted
the famous heart surgeon Dr. Bill Johnson, who was standing off to the side,
waiting for the service manager. Larry, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted
across the garage, "Hey Johnson...Is dat you? Come over here a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Larry was working
on a car. Larry in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So
Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put
in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how
come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same
work?"
Johnson, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to Larry, "Try
doing your work with the engine running."
Larry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted
the famous heart surgeon Dr. Bill Johnson, who was standing off to the side,
waiting for the service manager. Larry, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted
across the garage, "Hey Johnson...Is dat you? Come over here a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Larry was working
on a car. Larry in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So
Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put
in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how
come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same
work?"
Johnson, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to Larry, "Try
doing your work with the engine running."
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