Blonde Jokes...
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
** She thought a quarterback was a refund.
** She tripped over the cordless phone.
** She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
** If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
** When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she
moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
...They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call a freezer full of blondes??
... Frosted flakes
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
...A dope ring.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
...Humpme Dumpme.
What do you call a smart blonde?
...A golden retriever.
What's the definition of eternity?
...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
...An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
...A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
..."This Goes In Front."
And Finally.....
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh,look!! Donut seeds!
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
** She thought a quarterback was a refund.
** She tripped over the cordless phone.
** She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
** If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
** When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she
moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
...They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call a freezer full of blondes??
... Frosted flakes
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
...A dope ring.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
...Humpme Dumpme.
What do you call a smart blonde?
...A golden retriever.
What's the definition of eternity?
...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
...An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
...A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
..."This Goes In Front."
And Finally.....
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh,look!! Donut seeds!
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