Anything For Golf...
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next
putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your
sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless.
At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay,"
and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could
only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another
fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure", He makes an eagle. On the final hole,
the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the
stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the
rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!", He makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the Devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next
putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your
sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless.
At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay,"
and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could
only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another
fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure", He makes an eagle. On the final hole,
the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the
stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the
rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!", He makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the Devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
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